It is absolutely unacceptable for a straight man to have a spa day in lieu of, or as part of, a bachelor party.
If you attend this aforementioned day spa themed bachelor party you are endorsing and enabling the highest level of non-masculinity. You must not attend this event.
If you smoke a cigarette immediately before or after a workout, you are in complete and utter denial of your bad heatlh.
Acceptable forms of drawer closure include, but are not limited to:
Pushing with hand
Knocking with knee
Knocking with elbow
A short list of more acceptable terms you can use:
If one has failed to light a match after two tries, one must defer match striking responsibilities to another person.
Note: This rule only applies to regular non-friction matches. Failure to light a white-tipped friction match on the first try is indefensible.