It is perfectly acceptable to disregard one’s health and eat junk food every Friday. In fact, every meal, including breakfast, should be followed by dessert.
You are hereby notified that electronic cigarettes are annoying and stupid. Either smoke or dont smoke, but dont pretend to smoke.
If a person has responded “What?” three times in a row, both parties are required to nod their heads and walk away.
If a man has a noticeable amount of male pattern baldness he is disallowed from securing his remaining hair in a ponytail.
A man cannot insert his hand into another mans pant pocket, under any circumstance, especially if he has been given permission to do so.
It is absolutely unacceptable for a straight man to have a spa day in lieu of, or as part of, a bachelor party.
If you attend this aforementioned day spa themed bachelor party you are endorsing and enabling the highest level of non-masculinity. You must not attend this event.