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- When posting a political comment on Facebook, one is required to start such comment by saying, "I am aware that I am not going to change anyone's mind on any topic, ever, but here is my opinion anyway..."
- It is perfectly acceptable to disregard one's health and eat junk food every Friday. In fact, every meal, including breakfast, should be followed by dessert.
- You are hereby notified that electronic cigarettes are annoying and stupid. Either smoke or dont smoke, but dont pretend to smoke.
- If a person has responded "What?" three times in a row, both parties are required to nod their heads and walk away.
- #Hashtags do not work on Facebook. #stopit
- If a man has a noticeable amount of male pattern baldness he is disallowed from securing his remaining hair in a ponytail.
- A man cannot insert his hand into another mans pant pocket, under any circumstance, especially if he has been given permission to do so.
- When standing in line you must maintain half a body length between you and the person in front of you. If you are closer, you annoy the person in front of you; If you are further, you annoy the person behind you.
- If you are too positive too often, your positivity becomes annoying to others, and at that point, your excess positivity is actually negativity.
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- When posting a political comment on Facebook, one is required to start such comment by saying, “I am aware that I am not going to change anyone’s mind on any topic, ever, but here is my opinion anyway…”
- It is perfectly acceptable to disregard one’s health and eat junk food every Friday. In fact, every meal, including breakfast, should be followed by dessert.
- You are hereby notified that electronic cigarettes are annoying and stupid. Either smoke or dont smoke, but dont pretend to smoke.
- If a person has responded “What?” three times in a row, both parties are required to nod their heads and walk away.
- #Hashtags do not work on Facebook. #stopit
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